Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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