3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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