I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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