She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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