Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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