i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He told me they were just razor bumps!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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