quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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