her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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