Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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