the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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