Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I think my moral compass just broke
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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