You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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