Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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