i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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