Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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