So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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