Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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