You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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