are you still at the devil's house?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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