all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Found the puke drawer
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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