u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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