i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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