fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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