You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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