Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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