Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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