we're blogging at a bar
You can't motorboat a personality
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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