I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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