I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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