I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Randomize