Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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