She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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