We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
a search helicopter?!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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