well you can't waste a boner
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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