I CAN MOONWALK!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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