let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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