Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
youre lurking in front of me
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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