I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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