the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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