Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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