I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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