I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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