There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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