.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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