If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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