Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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