His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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