32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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