at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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