Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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